1. Are you wearing a necklace?
nope.

2. Does your computer have a mouse? yeap.

3. Who are the main people you chill wit in each of your classes?  aloe. mara. inah. patty. banji. ranee. etc.

4. Do you have a cut in your nose? no

5. Are you rich? nope.

6. How many bedrooms do you have in your house? 3

7. What song are you listening to? none.

8. Do you have any older siblings? 3

9. What is the last thing you ate? Nerds.

10. Who was the last person to come over your house?  my uncle.

11. Who was the last person that called you?  Agie. [PRESIDENT! : )]

12. Who was the last person you texted? janel.

13. What time is it? who cares.

14. What should you be doing? a lot of other things.

15. Who is the last person you imed? meg.

16. Did you go out to eat yesterday? nope.

17. What are you thinking right now? you don't wanna know.

18. What color is your shirt? green,

19. What color is your keyboard? black

20. What do you feel like eating? anything.

21. Are you in college? nope.

22. What is the last real word you wrote? morphine.

23. Are you bored? uh huh

24. How many teeth do you have? all of them

25. Miss anyone right now? sure

26. What color are your shoes? black.

27. Are your toes painted? nope.

28. Last thing you drank? water

29. Last real word you typed? water

30. Who do you love? my family and my friends

31. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? I have girl[space]friends.

32. What time is it now? who cares.

33. What are you looking at? the computer screen

34. What's the last word you said? what

35. Do you have lipgloss on? nope.

36. Do you have eyeliner on? nope.

SURVEY 1

1. How're you today?: eh.
2. What annoys you the most about celebrities?: most of them don't deserve their popularity.
3. Do you hate when people cancel plans at last minute?: yes.
4. Would you ever wear a fish-net bathing suit?: never.
5. Do you use anything made by Cover Girl?: nope.
6. What's your favorite magazine?: I don't know.
7. Do you think you're going to Heaven?: depends on what you mean by heaven.
8. Have you ever used Febreeze in your house?: nope.
9. Is there anything that is hurting your right now?: I don't think so.
10. Do you go to the beach a lot?: nope.
11. What are your plans for tonight?: sleeeeepppp.
12. Are you going to the mall tomorrow?: I dunno.
13. Do you like Subway?: eh. it's nice.
14. Have you ever given a lapdance?: NO.
15. Would you like to?: NO.
16. Do you flirt too much?: I don't flirt.
17. What is your favorite movie?: Nightmare Before Christmas. and Van Helsing.
18. Is Adam Sandler your favorite actor?: not really. but he's nice.
19. Are you organized?: I can be.
20. Have you ever bought hair dye from the store and dyed your hair yourself?: nope.
21. Do you like mowhawks?: yes.
22. Do you ever make promises you can't keep?: everyone does.
23. Where is your cell phone right now?: beside me.
24. Have you ever been on a cruise?: unfortunately not.
25. Is 'imakesurveysfosho' your favorite place to get your surveys?: not really.
26. Why or Why not?: this is the first time i've heard of it.
27. Are you a pet lover?: I will be, if I had one.
28. Is your birthday coming up?: nope.
29. Are you creative?: I can be.
30. What does your current layout look like?: the black parade.
31. Do you feel un-comfortable in a bathing suit?: very much.
32. Have you ever seen Charlie's Angels?: yes.
33. Would you like to go to Idaho?: why not.
34. How about Alaska?: why not.
35. Does your mom drive a red car?: she doesn't drive.
36. If not, then what color is it?: ....
37. Would you ever want to become a make-up artist?: nope.
38. How old is your pet?: I don't have one.
39. Has anyone ever called you a 'babe'?: unfortunately.
40. Would you like to be on a soap opera? never.

SURVEY 2

1. Do you ever say "yo, hoe!"?: never.
2. Do you think you have a nice ass?: no.
3. Have you ever been called scum sucking road whore?: never.
4. Did you realize that, that was from Mean Girls?: nope.
5. Have you ever seen Mean Girls?: half of it.
6. If not, would you like to?: no.
7. Do you watch Charm School?: nope.
8. Are you awesome at taking tests?: I dunno.
9. Do you know all of the Ten Commandments?: yes.
10. Is a uniform required at your school?: unfortunately.
11. Have you ever made up a rap?: nope.
12. Was it good?: ....
13. Are you outgoing?: I can be.
14. Why/Why not?: ....
15. Is your bed comforter pink?: NO. ew.
16. How is your summer going so far?: boring.
17. Are you good at remembering things?: I can be.
18. Do you take Advil when you have headache?:  nope.
19. Are you wearing earings right now?: nope.
20. Are you calssy?: calssy...?
21. Is there anything/anyone bothering you right now?: you are.
22. What're your plans for tomorrow?: eh....
23. Will tomorrow be fun?: I hope so. probably not.
24. Are you wearing eyeshadow?: nope.
25. Have you gone swimming today?: never.
26. Do you own a hottub?: nope.
27. Would you like to?: yes. XD
28. Have you ever played football?: yes.
29. Do you own a turquious necklace?: nope.
30. Would you ever name your kid 'Hannah'?: nope.
31. Are you ready to fall in love?: nope.
32. Would you ever go on an online dating site?: nope.
33. Don't ya hate scary comercials?: nope. I like them.
34. Would  you like to see Transformers?: yes.
35. Or do you think it looks stupid?: not really.
36. What's the background on your computer right now?: netopia thingy.
37. Have you had Coke Zero?: unfortunately not.
38. Do you dye your hair?: nope.
39. Are you tired right now?: very much.
40. What is acid rain?: if there's sulfur in the rain.... that's acid rain.
41. Do you like Poptarts?: yes.
42. When was the last time you drank milk?: last week.
43. Did you know milk causes acne?: nope.
44. Do you like Harry Potter?: Ron Weasley. <3
45. How was this survey?: eh. so-so.

SURVEY 3
1. Do you wish you had an Australian acccent?: no.
2. What color are your slippers?: black.
3. How many video games do you own?: I dunno.
4. Have you ever destroyed something?: yes.
5. Is your favorite season Fall?: nope.
6. Do you like Syrup with your Pancakes?: very much
7. W0UlD Y0U T@K3 Mii SURV3YSZ iiF ii TYP3D LiiKE DiiSZ?: never.
8. What surveys would you like to see more of?: ...?
9. Do you own tight and revealing clothing?: nope.
10. Honestly, are you attractive?: nope.
11. Do you have nice hair?: I dunno.
12. Are you under the age of 13?: nope.
13. Is Dereck from "Life with Dereck" hot?: I've never seen him. probably not.
14. Why or Why not?: I've never seen him.
15. How often do you watch television?: when I have nothing else to do.
16. In the future do you think people will be driving hover crafts?: we'll see.
17. Are you opinionted?: sometimes.
18. What was the last compliment you received?: I forgot.
19. Do you have good morals?: i think so.
20. Is there a stool in your room?: nope.
21. If yes, what color is it?: ....
22. Are you wearing comfortable clothes right now?: yes.
23. Do you believe you're a good role model?: I dunno.
24. Is there a dead ant in your room right now?: I dunno.
25. When was the last time you had popcorn?: last month.
26. Do you think guys are 'pigs'?: not all of them.
27. Is your chest too big?: nope.
28. Do you get defensive easily?: not really.
29. Have you found a lot of spelling errors in this survey?: not a lot.
30. Does your back hurt?: not really.
31. Who do you have a crush on?: you expect me to tell you...?
32. How many earings do you own?: none.
33. Would you ever get your belly button peirced?: nope. corny.
34. Before doing something, do you always ask yourself 'what if..'?: sometimes.
35. If not, do you think you should?: yes.
36. Do you ever say "fo sho"?: nope.
37. Is smoking cool or lame?: harmful.
38. Are your nails painted?: nope.
39. Did you watch the superbowl this year?: nope.
40. Have you ever gotten a cankersoar?: ...a what...?
41. Don't they suck?: ...?
42. Do you have asthma?: nope.
43. Is it time for bed?:  nope.
44. What color is the shirt you wore yesturday?: green.
45. Do you watch the Suite Life of Zack and Cody?: nope.

CXXVIII

How oft when thou, my music, music play'st,
Upon that blessed wood whose motion sounds
With thy sweet fingers when thou gently sway'st
The wiry concord that mine ear confounds,
Do I envy those jacks that nimble leap,
To kiss the tender inward of thy hand,
Whilst my poor lips which should that harvest reap,
At the wood's boldness by thee blushing stand!
To be so tickled, they would change their state
And situation with those dancing chips,
O'er whom thy fingers walk with gentle gait,
Making dead wood more bless'd than living lips.
Since saucy jacks so happy are in this,
Give them thy fingers, me thy lips to kiss.

CXXXI

 Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art, 
As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel;
For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart
Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel.
Yet, in good faith, some say that thee behold,
Thy face hath not the power to make love groan;
To say they err I dare not be so bold,
Although I swear it to myself alone.
And to be sure that is not false I swear,
 A thousand groans, but thinking on thy face,
One on another's neck, do witness bear
Thy black is fairest in my judgment's place.
In nothing art thou black save in thy deeds,
And thence this slander, as I think, proceeds.

CXXXVIII

When my love swears that she is made of truth,
I do believe her though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutored youth,
Unlearned in the world's false subtleties.
 Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
Although she knows my days are past the best,
Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue:
On both sides thus is simple truth suppressed:
But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
And wherefore say not I that I am old?
O! love's best habit is in seeming trust,
And age in love, loves not to have years told:
Therefore I lie with her, and she with me,
 And in our faults by lies we flattered be.

...sigh.

Frank + Jamia = ♥

Revel Bar + Mountain Dew = ♥

You Are a Great Liar

You can pretty much pull anything over on anyone. You are an expert liar, even if you don't lie very often.

ahahaha.

Your Biblical Name Is...

Ahmik Palti You will live to see the end of times.

how lucky.

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? ...I don't know. Maybe I'll ask her tomorrow.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? My ear.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? ...wouldn't you like to know...?

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? No. Ew.

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair.

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? No.

7. What's the strangest talent you have? The talent of not having a talent.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? ...what...?

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Original--by the tube!

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? No. I prefer to be the one who does the tying up.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I don't get grounded.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I don't know how to drive. Damnit.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No. And I have no intentions of doing that.

14. How many times have you been cussed out? Most probably I'll be the one who cusses.

15. Which shoe do you put on first? The left one.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Nope.

18. Girls-- are gay.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They're gorgeous.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? I have no intentions of doing that.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? ...you expect me to answer that...?

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? No.

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? bed sheets.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? petroleum jelly.

26. What was your childhood nickname? I refuse to disclose this information.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Nope.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I don't know how to drive. Damnit.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No. I'm not that desperate.

31. How do you eat your cookie? Mmmm, cookies... depends on the size and kind.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? I have never worked out in a gym.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I refuse to disclose this information.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I've never been drunk before.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Um, no.

38. How often do you clean out your ears? When I think about it, every other day or so.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? I don't get wedgies. ha.

41. Do you have any strange phobias? if you think being scared of fucking roaches is strange...

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? magic pencil.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Never been to a bar.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Nope.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? ...you expect me to answer that...?

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I've never been on a date. And I intend on keeping it that way.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? I've never played Twister.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? I've never been drunk. And I don't work.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Never had a date. Goddamnit stop it.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Already did. LMAO.